问:看射击爽还是看射箭爽?
答:看《色戒》爽。

问:如何能比博尔特跑得更快?
答:跳接。

问:郭晶晶和吴敏霞谁更PP?
答:德尼罗和帕西诺谁更PP?

问:菲尔普斯为什么这么神?
答:这你得问斯皮尔伯格。

问:你最爱看哪个奥运项目?
答:最电影的那个。
问:那是哪个?
答:中国男足。
问:为什么?
答:一切都是幻觉。

问:奥运会最不专业的是?
答:画外空间里的央视记者。

PS
问:小桐最喜欢的体操选手是?
答:僵尸肖恩。(美国肥妹)

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